FLEAS ON THE DOG : SONG

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" height=95 style=" border-bottom: 1px solid #000000;" BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <A HREF="id63.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE=" Schedule">Schedule</A>   <A HREF="id77.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Repertoire">Repertoire</A>   <A HREF="id90.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Bio">Bio</A>   <A HREF="id109.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Press">Press</A>  <A HREF="id108.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Reviews">Reviews</A>  <A HREF="id111.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Reference Information">Referemces</A>  <A HREF="id115.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="What To Expect">What to Expect</A>   <A HREF="music.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Music">Music</A>   <A HREF="id64.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Photo 1">Photos</A>   <A HREF="id4.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Contact Me">Contact Me</A>   <A HREF="id100.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Tip Jar">Tip Jar</A>  <FONT SIZE="4" COLOR="#000000" FACE="Calibri" >  <A HREF="accolades.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Accolades">Home</A> </FONT></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=385 BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <bR> <div> FLEAS ON THE DOG : SONG</div> <div> SUNG TO THE TUNE OF 'FELIZ NAVIDAD' </div> <bR> <div> (THERE'S) FLEAS ON THE DOG </div> <div> FLEAS ON THE DOG </div> <div> (THERE'S ) FLEAS ON THE DOG </div> <div> POOR PERO- YEESH THERE'S FLEAS ON THE DOG </div> <div> (REPEAT CHORUS) </div> <div> I REALLY WISH THE DOG WOULD JUST STOP DIGGIN' </div> <div> HE MAKES ME NERVOUS AND NOW I START ITCHIN' </div> <div> HE DRAGS HIS BUTT AND LOSES HAIR I'M BITCHIN' </div> <div> FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART </div> <div> (CHORUS) </div> <div> GO GET SOME STUFF TO KILL THE FLEAS AND HURRY </div> <div> MY HEAD IS ITCHIN' AND I START TO WORRY </div> <div> LOOK THERE'S A FLEA BUG FLOATING IN MY CURRY </div> <div> AND THE DOG JUST LET A FART (PE YEW) </div> <div> (CHORUS) </div> <div> THE STORES ARE CLOSED UP FOR THE CHRISTMAS SEASON </div> <div> CAN'T GET NO FLEA DOPE FOR THIS VERY REASON </div> <div> THE DOG IS SMELLING UP MY HOUSE IT'S TREASON </div> <div> HOLD MY NOSE I'M GONNA BARF! </div> <div> (CHORUS) </div> <div> I'M GOING CRAZY GOTTA PUT THE DOG OUT </div> <div> BUT THE COLD WOULD MAKE HIM WORSE </div> <div> HE HAS GOUT </div> <div> SCRATCHY, STINKY, LIMPY, DOG IS NO DOUBT </div> <div> JUST ABOUT TO FALL APART </div> <div> (CHORUS) </div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id57_m.htm" TITLE="FLEAS ON THE DOG : SONG">Back to Top</A>    <A HREF="music_then_there_was_laughter.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Music"> Back to Laughter </A>   <A HREF="music_poetry_table_of_contents.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Music">More Poetry</A></div> </td> </tr></table></body>