HO HO HO
HO HO HO HERE WE GO
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME MY FRIEND
WE SAW IT COMING MONTHS AGO
AND HERE IT COMES AGAIN I
T NEVER FAILS TO ARRIVE
JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME
HOLDING TIGHTLY TO SURVIVE
THE LOSS OF EACH AND EVERY DIME
TIS THE SEASON TO GO BROKE
I DON'T REALLY CARE
IF THOSE EARNINGS GO IN SMOKE
UP THE CHIMNEY THERE
I'D RATHER HAVE THEM GO IN SMOKE
THAN TO THE IRS
FOR I FEEL IT IS A JOKE
THIEVERY AT IT'S BEST
SO HO HO HO GUESS WHAT YOU OWE
IS MONEY NOW THE REASON?
CHRISTMAS TIME MEANS SPENDING DOUGH
TAKE JESUS FROM THE SEASON
REMEMBER HOW THE DRUMMER BOY
HAD NOTHING HE COULD BRING
THAN MUSIC FROM HIS HEART
WITH JOY THAT MADE THE ANGELS SING
HO HO HO IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME
JESUS IN THE AIR
HO HO HO KNOW WHAT YOU'LL FIND
JESUS EVERY WHERE