I SAW MOMMY KISSING UNCLE LUKE : SONG
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I SAW MOMMY KISSING UNCLE LUKE
ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW LAST NIGHT
UNCLE LUKE LOOKED REALLY SWEET
IN STILETTO'S ON HIS FEET
HE LOOKED JUST LIKE
RUPAUL LAST NIGHT
HIS ENSEMBLE WAS COMPLETE
THEN I SAW MOMMY KISSING UNCLE LUKE
IN A SUIT SHE WORE WITH A BLACK TIE
WHAT A LAUGH IT WOULD HAVE BEEN
(BUT) LUKE WAS BARBIE - MOM WAS KEN
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I SAW MOMMY KISSING UNCLE LUKE
ON THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW LAST NIGHT
TEN MILLION OTHER FOLK
THINK MY FAMILY IS A JOKE
THANKS TO MOM AND UNCLE LUKE
MY HEART HAS NOW BEEN BROKE
CAUSE I SAW MOMMY KISSING UNCLE LUKE
WITH HIS BIG FAT LIPS SO CHERRY RED
HOW I WISH I'D STAYED IN BED
NOW I WISH THAT I WAS DEAD
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HOW I WISH I'D STAYED IN BED
NOW I WISH THAT I WAS DEAD
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